SolarPanic.com Disclaimer
SolarPanic.com is provided for fictional satire, commentary, education, entertainment, and general solar storytelling. The site uses imaginary characters and exaggerated scenes to make complex energy-policy themes easier to understand.
Plain English: SolarPanic is fiction. Do not treat the characters, villains, or scenes as factual claims about real companies or real people.
Fictional Characters and Companies
The following names and characters are fictional creative devices:
- MegaWatt Monopoly Utility Co.
- Chairman Kilowatt
- Madame Peak Rate
- The Permit Goblin
- Battery Boy
- Solar Sensei
- Proposition Sunlight
- The Homework Attack
Any resemblance to actual companies, organizations, people, proceedings, agencies, commissioners, or events is coincidental or used only as broad public-policy satire and commentary.
No Legal, Regulatory, Engineering, or Financial Advice
SolarPanic.com is not legal advice, regulatory advice, engineering advice, financial advice, tax advice, or utility-rate advice. The site uses general explanations and satire to discuss solar and energy themes.
Real solar and battery projects should be evaluated by qualified professionals based on the actual property, jurisdiction, utility rules, electrical service, code requirements, equipment, roof conditions, customer goals, and applicable law.
The manga can be wild. The real system design must be serious.
Solar and Battery Performance
Any discussion of solar, batteries, critical loads, backup power, peak rates, or blackout resilience is general and illustrative. Actual performance depends on many factors, including:
- System size and equipment
- Solar production and shading
- Battery capacity and inverter capability
- Customer loads and usage behavior
- Weather and seasonal conditions
- Utility rules and rate schedules
- Permitting, inspection, and installation details
Backup Power Limitations
Battery backup does not mean every load will run forever. Backup capability depends on system design, backed-up circuits, battery capacity, solar recharge, load size, outage length, weather, equipment limits, and customer operation.
Battery Boy is a fictional hero. Real batteries have real limits.
Public Policy Commentary
SolarPanic comments on public-policy themes such as utility regulation, consumer-owned solar, batteries, rate design, paperwork overload, and public oversight. The site’s “18 commissioners” storyline is fictional satire and should not be understood as a legal description of any current agency structure or ballot measure.
The story is intended to dramatize the idea that public oversight should be readable, accountable, and sufficiently resourced to understand complex filings.
No Guarantees
SolarPanic.com makes no guarantee that any solar, battery, savings, rate, backup, policy, or project outcome will occur. Any real project should be reviewed individually.
Third-Party Links
SolarPanic.com may link to third-party websites, including ABCsolar.com or related resources. Third-party sites are controlled by their own owners and may have their own terms, privacy practices, and content.
ABC Solar Contact Information
SolarPanic.com includes ABC Solar Incorporated contact information for visitors who want to discuss real solar, battery, backup, or installation planning.
ABCsolar.com
1-310-373-3169
[email protected]
Use of This Site
By using SolarPanic.com, you understand that the site is fictional satire and general commentary. You should not rely on it as professional advice or as a factual statement about any real company, agency, commissioner, or person.
SolarPanic punchline: the fictional monopoly wanted fog. This disclaimer turns the fog lights on.
